While keeping in faggy pop culture mode and reviewing miraculously brilliant quips, I found this list of quotes from the better days of Gilmore Girls. Yes, last season and the current season have been dull and inane, but if you're not willing to admit from these past lines that it was once pure genius, you're a bit of an idiot. It also gives me an excuse to post several old photographs of the perennially beautiful and godly Milo Ventimiglia from back in the day. As for his Heroes, there is something ineffably remarkable about it in a lovely Mai the Psychic Girl sort of way, and I am most certainly addicted to that at the moment as well (even aside from the loveliness of Milo, Santiago Cabrera, + (to a lesser extent) Sendhil Ramamurthry (I do still love my South Asian boys)). It might be true that only I could segue that to a list of verbal bitch-slaps from Gilmore Girls, but dig:
"You're special."
"Like 'stop eating the paste' special?"
"Drink me. I make life more fun. Everybody from a high school kid to a bum on the street knows that."
"I even put a little wine in the pan to keep it from drying out."
"Well who died and made you Sara Moulton?"
"I don't watch that much television. I don't find forensic work as fascinating as the rest of the world."
"I just hit F4 and the num. lock key and the one with the little Apple on it, and it's freakin' out, like it's on acid or something."
"It's times like these that you realize what is truly important in your life. I'm so glad I had all that sex."
"Well who died and made you Hayley Mills?"
"She's so excited."
"She's brainwashed. She's Patty Heart and my mother's the SLA."
"I was Ricardo Montalban's receptionist for six months and he never complained."
"Who?"
"Don't make me hit you."
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